Hit publix for super sale kraft brand mac and cheese, have angry intestines, ate half a pound of steamed/ stir-fried broccoli with onions, garlic, soy sauce while waiting for Publix to open.
They don't open until 7! What about people who are hungry at 6:30, tho? Yep, they just have to wait. Fail.
Also got choco "cream" cookies. I say "cream" because they contain no dairy. Indeed, based on the ingredients they are (maybe, possibly) vegan. They were also cheap. Win! Unfortunately they also contain every food coloring known to man. Interesting to watch me get nuttier and nuttier and my focus get worse and worse the more I ate.
Stupy food colors.
Anyway, yeah, RM1 has rented out the garage. For occupancy. Without a lease. With nothing going through the "landlord" (his mother), and he can do nothing about my rent, because the lease I have is with his mother. For "his" house.
I'm pretty sure I'm missing something here.
I'm also pretty sure that if my "friend" gets kicked out of their housing and can't live with *family* I don't rent them my garage, let them crash my couch, or otherwise move them in unless:
- We've lived together before
- I don't have other roommates
- Clearing it with anyone else who lives with me
- I have an *empty bedroom* or
- We share genetic material in a "shared donor" or direct donor/ product relationship.
I'd totally help them find a place to stay on Craig's, tho... or an extended stay hotel.
And if that twit asks me one more freaking time why I don't eat turkeys, or tells me again about her non egg eating, but fish nomming "vegetarian" friend, I fear I will give up all claims to nonviolence and slam her head into the table, or wall, or window or something.
And then I'll offer to roast and eat her dogs, cats (she has 10) and child. 'Cause, you know, they're stupid and made of meat.